Serious concepts for serious people

So, it has come to my attention that our RP has become too silly. We can't have silly things in our RP, otherwise we might just start having fun! So, to remedy us of this silliness, wordforger and I have decided to create a thread to catalog some serious concepts that should appear in the game sometime. Feel free to add in more concepts to combat this enjoyment menace.

• A roving gang of Velocipedestriennes who carry Apache Knuckledusters.
  
• Members of a secret underground cooking arena for competitive male cooks who don't want their wives to know they know how to cook well.
  
• Time travelers from a strange round world who pop in to give characters advice. It may not always be good advice or even correct.
  
• An author convention.

A club of gentleman werewolves who just sit around reading the paper and drinking tea all day.

Apalling groups of women who protest tight-lacing of corsets and try to promote sensible clothing.

A mail system called "The Dragon Express" that is one of the fastest and most efficient mail systems in the world. It works sort of like the Pony Express of the old West.